Like A Sack Of Wet Garbage

A phrase denoting something of noticeably terrible quality

Example 1: Bruh, your barber made you look like a sack of wet garbage
Example 2: I feel like a sack of wet garbage

Example 3: Maybe you shouldn’t treat people like a sack of wet garbage

Wet sock lover

The fetishism of wearing wet or damp socks.

Logan is a wet sock lover and is proud of it.

Wet sock lover

Someone who enjoys the feeling of wearing wet socks.

Greg is a wet sock lover.

Wet Paint Sign

A sign placed near to wet paint to tell people that they must touch the wet paint just to make sure it isn't dry.

Sensible Person: "Oh look, a wet paint sign"
Everyone else: "I'll test to see if it's still wet" *touches the paint and gets it on finger*

lbs soaking wet

A phrase that expresses that someone is very lightweight. The phrasing of the term itself shows that even accounting clothing, water weight, etc, they are still very light and that the estimate is a maximum.

You look 70 lbs soaking wet. Eat a hamburger.

Wet Paper Towel Brain

When your brain is incapable of absorbing knowledge/Repeating already known knowledge

Teacher: What is the answer to number 1?

Student: Uhh...

Teacher: We learnt this last month and I made sure you understood. How do you not know this?

Student :Sorry, I have Wet Paper Towel Brain today just give me minute.

Teacher: Ok we'll come back to you later.

wet dog nose

When a guy rubs his penis on your body, but he's just taken a piss so it feels similar to when a dog nuzzles you.

My boyfriend accidentally gave me a wet dog nose last night after going to the bathroom.