When 3 girls suck one males dick. Usually 1 will lick his balls and the other 2 will lick and/or suck his dick - all at the same time
Sam: Did you take those 3 girls home last night?
Ken: he’ll yeah! They gave me a triple blow job! All 3 of them were in my dick all night at the same time!
Sam: sounds awesome
A Kentucky paint job is when a woman is on her period sits on your face and grinds untill your face is completely painted red with her blood. Like the red barns in the rolling hills of Kentucky
Hey baby I want you to give me a good old fashion Kentucky paint job
The sexual act of pissing while having anal sex with a woman, then shitting into your hand placing the shit into her vagina, and then throatfucking her to completion.
“Becky you won’t believe what happened last night”
“Jimmy spit on my tits then gave me a Pakistani Parking-Job”
A collection of Apple products situated close to one another, in a room or on a person.
Alan, "John, I can't believe how many Apple products Mike has! He has an iPhone, iPad, iMac, Apple Watch, Apple TV, Airpods and a Homepod".
John, "I know, it's crazy. His bedroom is starting to look like a Steve Jobs Memorial".
When your mind is blown by new information and you are unable to function, paralyzed.
Person1: ''Well, parachute is a word.''
Person2: ''Woah....can you stop giving me a brain blow job right now?!''
The act of giving a Hand Job to someone while acting as a prop, part of a theatrical set.
You go stand on the stage and pretend you're a tree, and I'll come give you a Hand Prop Job.
The act of a person taking revenge against someone by harassing that individual or embarrassing that individual while he/she is working in a service job
There was this loser I knew in high school. I wanted to get even with him for the things he did to me many years ago. I knew which restaurant he worked at so I took service job revenge against him by asking the waitress the exact time and day that he worked. Once she told me the exact time and day that he worked, I came in at that exact time and day that she told me and sat down. The loser had to serve me! He must have felt really embarrassed!