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A very pure blow job that a virgin girl can give and a only a virgin girl
Guy 1: so how was she
Guy 2: it was crazy she gave me a buddist blow job
Guy 1: you lucky fuck
When the government tries to shut down any business that resists the government, and tries to force anybody who works there out of a job.
The governments are already coronavirus job snatching in some states as they begin to reopen. That won't help with the high unemployment rate.
The sexual act of pissing while having anal sex with a woman, then shitting into your hand placing the shit into her vagina, and then throatfucking her to completion.
“Becky you won’t believe what happened last night”
“Jimmy spit on my tits then gave me a Pakistani Parking-Job”
When 3 girls suck one males dick. Usually 1 will lick his balls and the other 2 will lick and/or suck his dick - all at the same time
Sam: Did you take those 3 girls home last night?
Ken: he’ll yeah! They gave me a triple blow job! All 3 of them were in my dick all night at the same time!
Sam: sounds awesome
A Kentucky paint job is when a woman is on her period sits on your face and grinds untill your face is completely painted red with her blood. Like the red barns in the rolling hills of Kentucky
Hey baby I want you to give me a good old fashion Kentucky paint job
When the female does a cartwheel mid-sex, and the male catches her feet and proceeds to eat her out while the female starts giving the male a blowjob while she is still upside down (practically 69). If they both have enough strength and space, they then will start cartwheeling around the room whilst still performing 69
Me and my girlfriend experimented with different sexual activities last night. We tried the Cartwheeling frog-job and it was dizzy but rather fun!
wearing two bras at once to give you that little extra padding and lift to make it seem like you had a real boob job, even though you didn't
He said he was a boob guy when we talked online, so when we went on our first date I got a budget boob job while I was getting ready.
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