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Puma Bear

a puma so fat it looks like a bear.

I would say run, but that puma bear is to fat to do anything

by bunn1ey April 8, 2022


demi bear

an inclusive umbrella term encompassing anyone whom wants to cherish their manhood

Used to be a bear, but is now a demi bear.

by suck_my_d33 June 15, 2021


Hobo Panda Bear

A Wizzle Panda that loves to hibernate in a nice bed of bamboo but is always ready to partake in a good J.

Mike: Hobo Panda Bear, can I come over and play Wii with you?
HPB: Come back in 6 months, I'm hibernating.

by BaneofyourExistence March 19, 2007


Bear policy

Your company's policy for what to do if something happens to an employee if they quit

because of a ridiculous personal phobia (such as being eaten by a bear or squashed by a city bus) or actually get eaten by a bear. (Hence the policy name).

Shit! What's to my company's bear policy? What plans do we have to preserve that person’s knowledge or do we have someone else at the company take on their role? And why is a bear policy called a bus policy in the UK?

by Sexydimma May 16, 2022


cross as a bear with a sore bum

Easily angered. Lookin' fer a fight!

Child: I hate math homework!!
Parent: Now, now... you're as cross as a bear with a sore bum.

by Pousquella November 17, 2017


comma bears

,comma bears.

comma bears.

by Debskelly1985 April 20, 2023


Polar Bearing

When you fill a condom with shit....human or animal and then place the condom into a freezer until it is frozen. The frozen shit is then used to fuck someone

Marci from accounting told me she was in to polar bearing. I am a little frightened.

by RiccoSuave February 8, 2019