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Chocolate kept inside your desk for work emergencies
I can’t believe it’s 10am on a Monday and I’m already reaching for my desk chocolate.
When a scrotum that has fecal matter smeared on it is dipped into another's mouth.
Jennifer: I used to teabag Dominic all the time until he chocolate teabagged one night and I almost gagged!
When your dog leaves you a surprise on the floor.... (shit).
"Man, why does my room stink so bad?"
"Maybe your dog left you a Kinder Chocolate Surprise somewhere?"
When you anally fist somebody but go too deep for the glove you're wearing.
Yo I saw Carl at the bus stop rockin' a chocolate bracelet.
A 5some involving 4 black individuals and 1 white individual.
"Yo Kenny, didn't you have that chocolate covered oreos session with those 4 chicks?" "hell ya! Best night ever!"
A euphemistic term for the butthole.
1.) He's a pain in the chocolate market.
2.) (At a bar), hey babe, wanna get out of here? I want to explore your chocolate market.
Similar to a glazed pecan, but happens after anal sex then continuing into vaginal sex.
Hey do you think Susie will finally let me give her a chocolate pecan tonight?