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Larry's Law

All internet discussions regarding video cards or GPUs, given enough time, will decay into a discussion regarding digital currency mining.

Term comes from the user VirtualLarry at the Anandtech GPU forums, and ardent defender of mining digital currency using GPUs. GPU topics involving VirtualLarry would all invariably invite or devolve into discussions about digital currency mining.

"I know this topic is about the performance of the 6600XT, but I have to say that given the cards are out of stock due to miners buying them all up..."

"Ah man, this topic got Larry's Lawed!"

by GodisanAtheist September 7, 2021


Skitty's law

People fall into one of two groups, those who would have sex with a skitty for $10,000, or those who would pay $10,000 to have sex with a skitty.

Skitty's law at play, i know where you'd sit

by rjharringotn September 15, 2017


Dang’s Law

As long as your girlfriend is the last person you’ve slept with you haven’t cheated.

Person 1: Mate didn’t you sleep with Sarah?

Person 2: Yeah but I slept with my girlfriend today so according to Dang’s law I haven’t cheated.

by Name Guru January 15, 2022


Law List

It's like..uh,well.
*massive inhale*
Robbery
image of Burglary
www.sqattorneys.com
Burglary
image of Arson
en.wikipedia.org
Arson
image of Kidnapping
www.thoughtco.com
Kidnapping
Homicide
image of Theft
www.rossalbers.com
Theft
Corporal Injury
Embezzlement
Illegal drug trade
image of Bribery
kecgroup.com.my
Bribery
image of Money laundering
en.wikipedia.org
Money laundering
Terrorism
Extortion
Perjury
image of Forgery
en.wikipedia.org
Forgery
image of Driving under the influence
en.wikipedia.org
Driving under the influence
Manslaughter
image of Conspiracy
www.youtube.com
Conspiracy
image of Identity theft
www.debt.org
Identity theft
image of False imprisonment
www.grievelaw.com
False imprisonment
image of Treason
www.npr.org
Treason
image of Shoplifting
en.wikipedia.org
Shoplifting
image of Violent crime
ucr.fbi.gov
Violent crime
image of Possession of stolen goods
en.wikipedia.org
Possession of stolen goods

Hey boo look at this law list.

by The Creator Of The Universe December 18, 2022


Hoppe's Full of Shit Law

The law that states that if there is a big dick around; a woman will throw herself at it (indiscriminately).

According to Hoppe's Full of Shit Law; Woman with throw themselves at fat cocks and once they get thrown in the garbage and replaced the not fat cocks are left to have their turn with their leftovers.

by Hym Iam November 25, 2020


Jaylen law

A term used to describe a member of the LGBTQA community. A person of color in the rainbow of gender.

“It’s ok to be a Jaylen law, it’s pride month so let your colors show”

by The simp king June 14, 2021


Ughimer's law

the rule that everyone is more attractive than you, or a certain person. The gender or age doesn't matter with Ughimer's law, it just says that one person is literally uglier than everyone else, no matter what. It also makes it so you don't have to compare.

I bet Spiri is uglier than Fazzy.
they are both equal imo.
no Spiri is worse.
Lets compare.
remember Ughimer's law, it applies to Spiri, there is no need.

by spiricomet November 9, 2017