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Its said that, when said, destroys the universe incuding the Earth
guy 1: f*** you lil ugly bitch
you: ur mom gay lol
guy 1: (disintegrates to ashes and is still burning)
When you feel lonely, troubled or sad and you need someone to hug you like your mom
Asking for directions: I want my mom someone help me
Seeking comfort : I feel sick I want my mom
A "UR MOM" come-back but more rad. It then continues to "that's what SHE said" if necessary.
boy "I wish I saw you in a thong..."
girl "That's what ur mom said!"
boy "oh my God... Jesus."
girl "That's what SHE said!"
boy "wait, who said it?"
girl "ur mom"
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The xbox live 12 y/o's favourite insult to say when they have run out of insults
Kid"i FrIcKeD YOur mOM
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A Typical Suburban Mom drinks wine, joins “book club”, is involved in multiple carpools, and tries to keep up with the Joneses.
Drives a huge SUV to run her errands in her designer activewear. Feeds her family an organic, gluten-free, and low salt diet, but also gets regular Botox injections.
May or may not be involved in some MLM scheme.
Tammy showed up in her designer activewear again. She's such a Typical Suburban Mom (TSM).
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This Is A Parody Of Major Tom, And The Famous Line This Is Ground Control To Major Tom.
This Isnt An Inside Joke, If It Was, It's A 1.72 Million Inside Joke, However It Never Really Had A Defention And Was A Throw Off Joke, So Now It Means When You Want To Bang Someones Mother (As A Joke, Like A Type Of Your Mom Joke)
This Is Ground Control To Your Mom!
Person 2: John, Please Get Out Of Bedroom, And For The Last Time, You Cannot Do My Mother
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It refers to when your deep inside someone's mother exactly what the word implies your sexually deep throating someone's mom mostly use this as a comeback or you are legitimately putting balls deep in their mom.
Chris: What are you doing
Tyron: I'm Balls Deep In Your Mom
Chris: N****a
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