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Super Dave is the best car salesman ever!
You must have got that car from Super Dave??!
Super Dave got me approved when nobody else could!
When you receive head so f***ing good, that by the time it's over; 25 years have passed & you're on the streets begging for money to satisfy your crack habit. (Like the majority of the homeless in L.A.)
Nick: Damn dude, I haven't felt anything that amazing since we pretended to be suicide-bombers that one time!
Vinny: No, shit? Sounds like she almost gave you that California Super Suck!
Nick: Damn near, I knew I was in trouble when I started getting light headed & I was getting weird wiffs of crack.
When you’re goofy enough to count how many A&A talks you have on YouTube. And pretend you don’t think you’re better and smarter than everyone else but you really still tug old men for gabbys
I have have six talks online, I’m super sober
When one sit ups so hard and fast they lawn chair themselves and it's hilarious
"I was hanging with Wyatt yesterday and you know him. Fitness nut. But then it happened."
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"!?!"
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"!?!?!?!?..."
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".....!?!??! What happened??"
"HUH?? Oh what? I spaced out"
"What happened yesterday?"
"Oh Wyatt super sit upped and popped his back. Hes kinda stuck at home now"
"...I hate you"
Nayeli: WOW EMILY, yOU ARE SUPER SWAG!!
Emily: Thanks Nayeli!
A Nut you Can release only when your balls reach max capacity.This nut will cover your entire bed with semen 3 feet high. One has to finish the length of a hundred NNNs to achieve this nut. It will also make you shoot blanks for 5 months afterwards.
Person 1: yo, I just did that Mega super duper uber hyper extra turbo ultra nut XL
Person 2: Legend states no one has ever survived, how did you do it