"Why did you hoover the floor and then sweep it? "
"That's like sticking one way signs on both ends of the road"
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An utterly despicable insult to one’s body image. To call someone a new universal insult to add salt to the wound
“You built like an octo tridimensional popsicle stick“
The glue stick is hurting my dad’s dick
From sticking to the dick and have sex with my mom.ban this product now !
Pritt glue stick should be banned
I’ll talk to you later sweetheart, you’re going to give me a standing stick! I’m still at work.
Another word for penis
Angelina: My 3rd leg Craig is huge
Aiden: What's huge? Your Houdini Stick?
What you call the vape due to its depleting effects on your high
Person 1: “Bro I’m way too high to go into McDonald’s right now”
Person 2: “I got the sober stick on me right now just hit it and you’ll be good”
Making a nice long term study routine only to play games during study hours.
Person 1: OMG did you hear? Krishnan made a new study routine but is playing during study hours!
Person 2: Oh lol whats new , as usual , he is not sticking to routine