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Where that obnoxious squeaky noise is coming from
What is that noise! its driving me crazy
I think it is coming from the Andy T. in your computer
WHERE!
A virus created by Umbrella Corp, a pharmaceutical company that used it as a bio weapon. The T virus is not a virus, rather a strain of virus. It was heavily “upgraded” to make more resistant hosts.
The T virus infects a human in one of these few ways:
1) bitten by an infected host
2) getting stabbed, scratched, cut, sliced,etc.
3) some doctor decides to inject you with it
The T-virus outbreak started in raccoon city in their sewage treatment plant where infected rats infected the rural citizens which spread to a massive outbreak.
1 in a million people had a chance of turning into a “tyrant”. A tyrant was a big and strong version of the normal zombie. There are many types of zombies, the common ones include:
1)lickers: disgusting creatures that don’t have skin and an unusually long tongue
2)hunters: usually mistaken for a zombie but more animal-ish. The hunters were used to hunt survivors with immunity to the T-virus or a capable host to turn into a tyrant.
3)crimson heads: these zombies have a rather crimson skin tone due to their heart pumping blood extremely fast.
Zombies variations were not always human, there are some “dog-zombies”.
Survivor: a zombie just scratched me! What gonna happen to me now!
Smart survivor: You got infected by a T-VIRUS host. The virus will start infecting your cells and slowly infect your brain. You won’t die, you won’t be undead, even if your brain dies or your heart stops, you will continue living. Depending on which T-Virus host bit you, you will transform into that.
Survivor: what?
Smart survivor: Nigga you gon’ Turn to zombie and eat brains so I gotta shot your head.
Survivor: oh
Guys that see themselves as macho wank to Internet pics of hot girls. They didn't realize these were trans women. These are guys with Corvettes and stuff. When they find out the object of their lust was originally a man they get angry
That guy with the Corvette used to please himself to a hot model often seen with cool cars. When he found of she was originally a man he experiences T wank rage.
Typical Angelina Dream.
If it were anyone else's dream, it would be crazy, but if it's Angelina's dream, it's just a typical dream.
"Angelina's dream was so crazy!"
"Not really. It is just a T. A. D."
When the powerful Twitch Streamer "T Funk Era" carries you in a Halo match.
Good thing we had that T Funk Carry or we might not have achieved a victory!
damn my boyfriend is being a really ass turd (a t) he won’t let me come over. :((
A freakish daredevil that calls himself depression all the time, is an absolute meme lord and has a sexual sense of humour. He could possibly set your school on fire
Me: Noah T shut the hell up
Noah: That's what she said