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Clap Bear

A Koala. Named because Koalas are often erroneously known as Koala Bears, and the high rates of Chlamydia infection, known as "the clap" among wild Koala populations.

Aussie: Koala Chlamydia is a serious crisis!
Floridian: lol clap bears

by Florida_man_on_wild May 7, 2023


Simply Bear

A simple person that you should follow

hey your Simply bear

by TerrenceLmao March 6, 2021


neon bear

Something like an animal bear it is neon looking

have you see that neon bear

by miiiiigiii May 20, 2021


Pretty bear

A pretty bear is an extremely sexy, big, bearded, man that usually plays a brass instrument

Damn, that guy is such a pretty bear

by Bearm March 24, 2016


Bear Dead

A Bear Dead, or Bear Dad is a term used to describe someone who is a furry but denies it, despite everyone clearly knowing.

Mark: Hey John, I saw Dave at the Furry convention yesterday, but he denied it when I talked to him about it.
John: Classic case of a Bear Dead right there, pal.

by nicholas11111 May 9, 2020


Boris the bear

A little bear that is in a book of a fellow classmate. if you find a book with Boris the bear I suggest you rip it up instantly or else a classmate will find it and annoy you. ( I have personal experience )

Boris the bear is a little piece of SHIT!

by your friendly chicken nugget December 18, 2018


Russian Bear

1. A coward who talks themselves up to be more powerful than they really are.

Look at those brave Russian bears fleeing from their trenches. Haha, the last one even soiled himself. Those Russian bears are only brave when they are standing over 10 year old girls.

by Voted Coalition and regret it July 4, 2023