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Residual excretion in, on, or around one's mattress, which is later mistaken for crumbs of chocolate.
Willard: Bernadine shat on my dick last Thursday evening while we were sleeping.
Hobo 1: Well, that's unfortunate...
Willard : The worst part is that I thought the bed chocolate is was a piece of the candy bar that I was eating yesterday afternoon for elevenses.
Hobo 2: STANKY!
When your wife says you can't have sex because shes on her period, so you go for anal instead, but she hasn't prepared with an enima so when you pull out and and have a shit covered dick, then sneaky slam it in her blood box, so now you cock looks like a chocolate pluto pup and sauce.
Hubby was horrible last night, we did anal cause im on my rags, and he jumped from butt to box then told me his cock looks like a chocolate pluto pup, now I've got a uti.
It's when you dip your balls in hot chocolate And drip the hot chocolate on your partner's eyes from your balls
I was heat up some chocolate last night and I decided to give my wife a chocolate bandit mask
Shit dick or a dick covered in feces after sex.
After Billy and I were done he asked if I wanted his chocolate steak, but I said it always leaves me a horrible after taste.
When one person shits in your mouth and you spit it back and forth in each others mouth and use it as a lubricant. Have a fun time AND save money!
Jose: man, yesterday me and my girl tried the old chocolate soup
Miguel: i wanna try that, how’d it go
Jose: im gonna do it all the time now
When you shit on a boring girl during sex, and she's still unresponsive.
I had to throw that chocolate covered starfish in the shower after we were done.
When you blow a Raspberry into someones butt.
Did you hear the chocolate raspberry Jane gave Bill in the other room?