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Douche Butter

A codeword for your crush that you love and admire. Usually you keep him in secret.

Person 1: who's your crush??
Person 2: oh, you know Douche Butter

by averagegrandma October 9, 2014


douche duffel bag

Basically a douche bag but just being extra duffely. It means nothing so if you were wondering, why you see this on facebook, don't worry it just means douchebag but it sounds a little cooler. Also, if you're too much of a coward to call someone a douche (bag) to their face, you can just mutter under your breath a shortened version, "duffel bag.."

*Obnoxious guy throws a girl's paper from her desk onto the floor.*

Girl: your'e such a douche duffel bag
Guy: ...you did not just call me that.
Girl: u mad?

*Big bull pushes scrawny little freshman into a locker.*

kid: duffel bag
bully? WTF does that even mean?! stupid little freshman *walks away*
life= saved

by kjkmusic23 December 9, 2011


douche mad

A phrase that describes someone who's wicked gay and thinks they're cool and badass

Girl:"i hate Holly!"

Girl2:"yeah she's douche mad"

by Urinated February 27, 2008


Douche Scum

Term used to describe the group of males lingering in various locations (i.e. bars, clubs, bowling allies, etc.) near last call, hoping to scam on desperate and/or intoxicated females.

Also referring to the quality of man, being as these creatures are of the lowest quality and are often compared to pond scum, or the crap at the bottom of the toothbrush holder in your bathroom.

Ex. It's slim picking when all that's left is the douche scum of this place.

by Ghouly Girl March 16, 2011


El douche-acabra

The douche monster or the monster of douches.

Like a mega douche but way douchier.

It’s a combination of words “douche” and the Spanish word “chupacabra

Jose aka El douche-acabra is at it again.

by The best bartender in Parma April 16, 2023


Douche Mannequin

that hip new age guy that just built a new house down the street and has a tesla. but no local job in the area and out to take a mile. usually seen tryna hit that grind by using the locals for their services.

that douche mannequin is a lazy bastard. lets go raid his settlement.

by Dud Dudlee January 3, 2024


Douche Baguette

The annoying and all too prolific children of douche bags.

Friend 1: "Jesus, I wish that kid would sit down and shut the fuck up so that we can enjoy our brunch."

Friend 2: "Yeah, his mother is on her phone just ignoring him."

Friend 1: "What a little douche baguette!"

Friend 2: "Excuse me!? Do you have any Grey Poupon??"

by warmbrother May 2, 2018