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When a woman of color is knocked up and left by a Caucasian male.
“You hear about Tanisha? That white boy she was with left as soon as she found out she was pregnant. Sounds like she paid the Ice Price.”
Longbeachgriffy term of saying there is ice
“But we do have no no ice”
“What the fuck is no no ice?”
“Ice.”
Not to be confused with the upper decker. Oklahoma ice fishing is while still taking a dump in the upper tank of a toilet you flush the remains of that mornings glorious evacuation of your bowels from the upper tank to the lower bowl and aim that meat stick while it's flowing full stream of glorious golden shower and try to shoot the little nuggets of excrement that flow through the holes of the lower toilet.
Went Oklahoma ice fishing this morning and let me tell you if they kept score I'd give r Kelly a run for his money.
Yup, he's here. The really *cool* man has been finally added here to urban dictionary. A simple homophobic filipino, trying to live his life normally free of retched unicorns. A proud father of three handsome young men, L---- D----, J---- D-------, and R---- E------. Proud son of the legendary Capili and nephew of the oldest man in existence, Zaki. Loves to wake up people and put them to sleep as well, simply showing how diligent he is in spite of small things like these.
(Dude 1): WAKE UP
(Dude 2): Yo, you woke me up with the sheer memory and remembrance of ICE CRUZ.
A very hot poo that comes out of your anus in the form of diarrhea, and burns the living shit out of your brown star fish.
I ate taco bell today and it gave me volcano ice cream shits.
When you have Diarrhea and it comes out burning the living hell out of your brown barking star fish.
I ate Mexican food with Christina today, and now I have volcano ice cream flowing from my ass.
Some piece of shit who stole a Queen song
Person 1: Wanna listen to Queen?
Person 2: Ugh, You mean those guys who ripped off Vanilla Ice?
Person 1: **Murders Person 2 with an ice pick**