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September 16th is national kiss your girl friend day
‘Hey it’s national kiss your gf day babe’
august 8th, national kiss your girlfriend day!
bf: *kisses gf out of nowhere*
gf: why’d you do that?
bf: it’s national kiss your gf day!!
gf: oh, okay!
A slang phrase for vaping a disposable electronic cigarette.
It's a reference to Chinese factory workers who 'directly' test every stick before it leaves production line.
Youngster A: Hey dude, wanna kiss a chinaman* after school?
Youngster B: Sure man. Damn, I want to kiss a chinaman* so badly. That's the only thing on my mind since morning.
*(In some regional variations, the second part is silent)
When she has been pleasured so completely by a past love she will never be loyal to another
Dude, your fiancé was Kissed by the Devil, I recommend you find someone else.
Kiss your favorite Texan on August 7th! Or buy them ranch styled beans, whichever they prefer.
"today's National kiss a Texan day, I have someone in mind but I honestly think that they'd prefer the beans over me."
kiss your girlfriend (or make out 😏)
girlfriend: “why’d u just kiss me?”
you: “it’s national kiss your girlfriend day!”
this day is on august 16.
girlfriend: “why’d u just kiss me?”
you: “it’s national kiss your girlfriend day!”