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Rivaldo's Law

When a person, typically rated 7/10 in attractiveness, predominantly associates with others of the same attractiveness level. Often observed in social circles where people of similar looks stick together.

"That 7/10 really hangs with a lot of other 7/10's. Yeah dude, that's Rivaldo's Law."

by RivaldoRiet July 17, 2024


Dequantis’s Law

The member of the group with the darkest skin color will always commit the most number of crimes. If the skin color is the same, all members will commit the same quantity of crimes.

Ryln is the darkest in the group, yet commits the most crimes. This theory is known as Dequantis’s Law.

by MrFlamegator May 22, 2024


Hoppe's Full of Shit Law

The law that states that if there is a big dick around; a woman will throw herself at it (indiscriminately).

According to Hoppe's Full of Shit Law; Woman with throw themselves at fat cocks and once they get thrown in the garbage and replaced the not fat cocks are left to have their turn with their leftovers.

by Hym Iam November 25, 2020


Jaylen law

A term used to describe a member of the LGBTQA community. A person of color in the rainbow of gender.

“It’s ok to be a Jaylen law, it’s pride month so let your colors show”

by The simp king June 14, 2021


Ughimer's law

the rule that everyone is more attractive than you, or a certain person. The gender or age doesn't matter with Ughimer's law, it just says that one person is literally uglier than everyone else, no matter what. It also makes it so you don't have to compare.

I bet Spiri is uglier than Fazzy.
they are both equal imo.
no Spiri is worse.
Lets compare.
remember Ughimer's law, it applies to Spiri, there is no need.

by spiricomet November 9, 2017


Warowl's First Law of Game Design

Players will find the most optimal way to play the game and that is all they will do

"So you just going to play the same strategy over and over again to win? Thats just Warowl's First Law of Game Design"

by PyjamasMontana December 1, 2024


stepdaughter-in-law

Stepchild's wife.

stepdaughter-in-law.

by Simaduria July 27, 2024