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burmese meat helmet

The act of putting one's entire head in a woman's vagina.

Dude, I gave her the Burmese Meat Helmet last night.

by Snickledick McSmacky January 17, 2007

5๐Ÿ‘ 8๐Ÿ‘Ž


ass meat

preperation H anybody

he had too much ass meat to sit and wath the movie

by jimk August 17, 2003

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Eat meat loaf

To eat meat loaf doesn't have one definition. It can be referred to about any sexual situation in place of the real term.

That girl really likes to eat meat loaf.
I haven't eaten meat loaf in a few days.
I'll call you later; I am busy eating meat loaf.

by Bean of Doom June 25, 2011

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Michigan Meat Tenderizer

A variation on the Alabama Hot Pocket, the Michigan Meat Tenderizer involves taking a dump into an obese woman's vagina much like the Alabama Hot Pocket. She then proceeds to ride the man's penis on top, probably hurting him. Once he cums, she takes it out and squeezes the penis as hard as she can.

Dude, Vida is disgusting, La'Queesha gave him a Michigan Meat Tenderizer last night and he loved it!

by The Log Jammer 2 April 16, 2010

6๐Ÿ‘ 11๐Ÿ‘Ž


Glazed meat stick

When a somebody sucks the living hell outta your dick/gives you some good ass head, and they leave the nut dripping all down your dick.

Ray J: Bruh, Kim left me with a glazed meat stick last night dawg!
Person 2: No way! That girl is crazy. Sucks for you.
Ray J: For real though man.

by Krx.ed April 24, 2017

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Lunch-meat Gazer

A rude, manner-less ass that stands and stares at you while you eat your lunch. Comes in a verbal and non-verbal form. The non-verbal form being much more creepy as they just stand and stare without saying a single word.

Jack: "I was eating my lunch at my desk today and Chuck came in and just stood there and stared at me...I hate that!! WTF?"

Jill: "Yeah, he's a total Lunch-meat Gazer!"

by InkieRed December 30, 2010

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hold my meat

1.to express dominance over someone, or 2. as a sexual acceptance of the other sex

1. "Did you see me dunk on that kid in the game today? I was like, "hold my meat, bitch."

2. I saw the hottest girl in class today. I thought to myself, hold my meat, slut.

by Big Bad Balla baby March 30, 2011

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