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the sex position where you ejaculate on someone's face, wait until it dries, and then eat it.
where tf did the name even come from?
Mike Oxlong; i made my gf into a mexican pancake
Gabe Itches: nice
Putting cheese, lettuce, and meat in between a females ass cheeks and then eating her ass.
Person 1: dude me and my girl did the Mexican Taco last week.
Person 2: Bro that's a waste of food.
When someone eats Mexican food or anything spicy that gives them really bad diarrhoea that is uncontrollable
Mark: oh no mate never guess what
Darrel : what mate
Mark: just left Lisa a Mexican mess she won't be happy
Darrel: oh no maybe curry for the first date wasn't a great idea
The condition arising from doggy style sex with a Hispanic girl during which the sweat drips off her asscrack onto a man's dong, thus making his dick smell like absolute shit.
She was a fun fuck, but she totally gave me a Mexican Bratwurst. I made that bitch lick it clean afterwards. Hold the relish.
Putting potato chips on a sandwich.
Hey put some potato chips on your sandwich it’s great. You mean Mexican lettuce?
When you are too cheap to buy actual photoshop, you install GIMP (GNU Image Manipulation Program).
Hey man, this mac doesn't have anything to edit photos. I'm going to install mexican photoshop.
shitting in a roll away bed then folding it back up and leaving it for an unsuspecting guest
we were staying at maurice's but when we went to sleep there was a mexican trunk waffle left behind so we just slept on the couch.