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the name you give your fecal matter after a Chipotle bowl.
Ordered a double meat and bean burrito so I can make a Mexican cow later.
Trying to fart for a joke but accidentally shitting your pants.
Tj tried to fart into the mic but instead he made a hot Mexican breakfast.
When a women wakes a man up in the morning to perform oral sex on him while she simultaneously dips two finger in hot sauce and shoves it up his rectum.
"My wife always wakes me up with a Mexican Breakfast every year on our anniversary!"
When you crack open an egg on someones breast and then stir it around and use it as lubricant.
Hey Diego, how did you enjoy that Mexican breakfast served a la puta earlier this morning.
When you eat Taco Bell and do zerberts with your butthole on someone's leg.
Willy: If you don't run my inbounds correctly, I'm going to give you all a Mexican Steambath.
When reaching a stop sign all passengers excluding the drive run around the vehicle until reaching the same spot
We did a Mexican stop sign today
When someone eats Mexican food or anything spicy that gives them really bad diarrhoea that is uncontrollable
Mark: oh no mate never guess what
Darrel : what mate
Mark: just left Lisa a Mexican mess she won't be happy
Darrel: oh no maybe curry for the first date wasn't a great idea