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YOU ARE FINE AS HELL DON'T BE INSECURE
yall are drop dead gorgeous girls with acne n blemishes
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When the nipple is larger than the boob itself on a woman.
That Asian girl over there had dip n dot titties!
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erotic night in with a couple of your mates. may involve brewskis, ginge and rusks.
hey dave and melvyn fancy a kip n puss in the shed tonight. i will bring the rusks and milk rations.
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Per author Bill Bryson, in Australia, a Chew 'n Spew is a roadside enterprise that offers both gas and dining. Thus, you can "chew" your food, and "spew" gas into your car.
"G'day mate. I've got a bit of a rumble in my tummy. I stopped at a chew 'n spew on my way in from Melbourne, and the soup doesn't seem to be agreeing with me."
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a sex posistion exclusive to only white people. if a black person is caught in the act of the caucasian snerp n derp, the people involved must be beaten with sticks by chinese people. then be left naked on the street. if an asian is caught in the act of the caucasian snerp n derp will be left on the street with only a clear piece of plastic, because they seem to be both black and white mixed. mexicans will only be charged a fine of 50 tacos.
guy 1 "dude did you hear what happened to the black guy who tried the caucasian snerp n derp?"
guy 2 "yea he was left out naked on the street for a day or two"
guy 1 "yea thank god im only asian so i get to have a piece of clear plastic to at least look like i have something cover it up with!"
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Having sex with a girl when she is on her period.
He took a ride on the Koolaid Slip N' Slide.
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When your woman would rather jerk you off than sleep with you because she is irritated as fuck.
Bitch was so pissy last night, all I could get out of her was the irritatin' tug 'n' pull.
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