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an alternative to saying "fire in the hole"
"okay squad we're leaving please start moving bearing 120 the way we came"
"right i really hope this works uh"
"okay vesper when you're ready"
"fire in your hole"
BOOM
NO DAMAGE
"oh what the fuuuuck"
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Usually restricted to times of intense inebriation, foreplay is forgone the decision is taken to go down on her straight away. What you next experience can only be likened to 'pot holing'. You feel like you could take a stroll through her huge vaginal cavity, and it's lined with the sort of growths and protuberances that you need to be wearing a hard hat to protect yourself. The stench is like thousand-year-old stagnant water, preventing you from breathing properly and claustrophobia is only two steps behind you.
The only way to feel clean again after the experience is to shower for two weeks solid in boiling water.
Guy1: Dude, did you REALLY get off with that beast last night?
Guy2: I can't talk about it - it was midnight pot holing in the extreme....
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What Seamen yell while carrying wounded children on a submarine.
"Make a hole" the Seaman yelled, carrying the wounded child. Everyone moved quickly aside for them.
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When a female hangs a man upside down from a meat hook and straps on with two dicks. Then she vigorously shoves them into the male's nostrils. Causing an extreme orgasm, followed by excruciating pain and extensive bleeding.
Highly recommended.
My girl knocked me out and gave an intense Backwards Wombat Hole. Best and worst experience of my life!
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When you wrap a towel around your forefinger and give your ringpiece a good scrub after taking a shower.
Mary: Whats all these brown marks on the towel?
Bill: Oh, sorry, i was doing some key hole surgery.
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A natural condition or social engineering of an individual's mentality and intellect which does not permit said individual to question why scientists are able to create an artificial black hole in a Large Hadron Collider, yet the automobile manufacturers are unable to market all 2009 models of automobiles with a CAFE standard of 100+ miles per gallon.
Person 1: "Have you seen the 2009 models from Detroit and Tokyo, yet? There are some sick looking rides and they've increased the fuel efficiency."
Person 2: "Yeah. They've barely increased the efficiency."
Person 1: "Every little bit helps and you can't expect them to be able to make great leaps and bounds in technology overnight. These things take time to engineer and develop."
Person 2: "They had prototypes that got over 100 miles per gallon in the year 1950. Wake up, dude. You have Black Hole Syndrome."
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1. Verb. The act of a male jacking off with lighter fluid, setting his penis on fire, and then inserting it into a woman's vagina, in an attempt to put it out.
2. Verb. The act of setting a woman's vagina on fire, and then trying to put it out with a male's genetalia.
"Wow, you know Sophie? She let me molotov cock-hole her last night! It burnt off both our pubes!"
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