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A threesome conducted in or underwater. Preferably 2 Guys and 1 Girl.
"Yeah man im telling you, im going to go Wet a V in The Sea with my girl and a freind."
Incredibly unhygienic pussy and ground zero for AIDs 2.0. (NEVER TAP)
Person 1- Man that bitch's pussy was the Wuhan Wet Market.
Person 2- You are fucked my ni...
Person 1- *DIES OF AIDS*
Sex act in which you and your partner are in a 69 position and one shits in the others mouth. After said shitty situation you proceed to have anal sex, then each give each other a wet willy and finish in the other ear.
Dudebro1: Dude I tried a Wet Bessy last night and it was so cool bro.
Dudebro2: Dude how was it bro?
Dudebro1: Dude the shit was legit frothy and the wet will my was so dope bro.
When your brain is incapable of absorbing knowledge/Repeating already known knowledge
Teacher: What is the answer to number 1?
Student: Uhh...
Teacher: We learnt this last month and I made sure you understood. How do you not know this?
Student :Sorry, I have Wet Paper Towel Brain today just give me minute.
Teacher: Ok we'll come back to you later.
When a guy rubs his penis on your body, but he's just taken a piss so it feels similar to when a dog nuzzles you.
My boyfriend accidentally gave me a wet dog nose last night after going to the bathroom.
Being an illegal alien and doing things like having stolen social security card. Fake workpapers et Federer.
Instead of building a wall they could prosecute all the wet collar crimes going on
That terrible smell when you dog is dirty but also wet. We all know that smell.
"Gross, my blanket has a wet dog smell"