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Viral Pink Eye is when bacteria and germs that infect your eye(s), which causes them to turn pink, and in some cases burn, itch, and/or swell. It is accommadated with a very sore, swollen throat. It is like regular Pink Eye in a way, but takes much longer to heal because of the sore throat.
"So, Emma, what seems to be the problem?"
"Well, Dr. Ross, I believe I have pink eye."
"Let me check it out.
Ah, do you have a sore throat at all?"
"Yes. It even feels swollen!"
"That, Emma, is called a viral pink eye. It's just pink eye with a sore throat. You'll be fine in about 1-2 weeks."
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The result of a male's cum shot into an open eye which causes the eye to shut hard.
1. When I shot my load at her, she got pirateye.
2. She walked around with pirateye all day.
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A very badly written sword and sorcery novella. It was written in the 1970s by 16-year-old Jim Theis and features the adventures of a wandering swordsman called Grignr. While the story does in fact have a plot to it -- a very standard one much like the Conan the Barbarian stories -- it is so badly executed that it has passed into the legends of science fiction fandom.
A scintillating, many fauceted scarlet emerald, a brilliant gem seeming to possess a life all of its own. A priceless gleaming stone, capable of domineering the wealth of conquering empires...the eye of Argon.
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When Doing a girl doggy style and you attempt to put it in her bum, she looks back at you with one eye (like a fish) and goes "ah ah ah ah ah ah!" (the dolphin)
its pretty self explanitory dude!
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A term used for a gapping asshole.
After anal sex, she had dialated brown eye.
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Eyes so large and sparkly that you look like a fucking dog
Lindsey has massive puppy-dog eyes. Her and my dog fido look like twins.
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Foreign polish cum that is shot into the eyes of innocent woman to help keep there eyes shut so they don't see a polish hammer enter their Ass at high speeds.
Harris quick she is waking up give her some polish eye glue so I can jam my 3 inch polish jet boat into her brown tightpocket.
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