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a deadly weapon. a snom that specifically is built to bomb your mother.
Dang, that snom that bombs ur moms is so overpowered!
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While an older female is giving fellatio she is riding the trailer hitch on her SUV. She has all of the balls covered.
I had a wild night with that milf from the bar. We went out back and she totally started to Soccer Mom me. Soccer Mom (sex position)
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A slang term for insulting your mother. Is usually combined with no u and an Uno reverse card
Guy 1: "Ur Mom gay uwu"
Guy 2: "No u" *Throws uno reverse card*
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Having a penis so large, it makes your mom's penis look small.
Krim: "I had a gay fuck last night and, man, that guy was hung like your mom!"
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A skater slang term coined on a special X-Games related episode of the Tonight Show with Jay Leno. It is used to describe something mind-blowing or amazing and was also used to replace the term "Off the Hook"
Skater 1: Dude!!! Did you see that guy do a 360 into the half pipe from that McDonalds bilboard?!?!
Skater 2: Fuck yeah! That took your mom to the Toilet!
Skater 1: the fuck you just say 'bout mah mommah?!
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holy cow i have to go to the bathroom
When Sidney and i were talking on Facebook i discovered i really had to pee. So i typed "brb mom needs me" and ran to the bathroom
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something you would say to give a low blow indirectly towards the fucker that pissed you off to piss him off even more
faggot: hey cutie, you gotta nice ass
straight guy: go fuck your mom since that's the only pussy that'll ever have you, you queer bitch!
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