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Rule 9006 - The rule that invalidates one other rule per argument.
Girl - "I just watched Fight Club Last night!"
Boy - "Rule 1"
Girl - "Rule 9006 (Golden Rule) ."
whenever combining multiple colors together (i.e. painting), you are likely to be subjected to the SPV rule. That is to say that the resulting color will either look like shit, piss, or vomit.
Guy A: I was painting something the other day, and when I combined black, yellow, and red it kind of looked like--
Guy B:--shit. Yeah, I know. That's part of the SPV Rule.
A misperception of the amount of time passed in someone else's company. Typically, the time dilation is by a factor of 3, however, it may be less with less intense feelings.
Guy: WHAT its already 3 oclock? We've been been together for three hours already?? Its only felt like one.
Girl: Wow, we are awesome. We just validated the Wise-Parker Rule of Three!
The Turkish rule dictates that it is not gay (or at the very least it's less gay) to "Top" another man than to receive this comes from the notion of passive gay men being rejected from Turkey's military. This term is commonly used in south Texas .
"I'm still straight I applied the Turkish rule."
Like a line that has gaps in it and it's your job to find them.
Worker: dude it's the company rules, you gotta follow them.
Dude: but there isn't any sign up that said I couldn't shoot my gun around.
Worker: dude you're going to hurt someone I'm calling the cops.
Dude: bro why you gotta do me like that,it's not like I'm gonna hit anyone.
overrated shit that parents and techers expect u 2 obey
person 1: wanna play video games?
person 2: sry i cant, my parents made it a rule
person 1: what the fuck, rules r shit