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When you slap your girlfriend so hard, her mother feels it, in fact, her grandmother feels it.
Matter of fact, her great great grandmother, once removed, feels it.
Yeah I hit my girlfriend. I gave her the ole bizatch slap.
When an individual commits a crime and gets what they deserve from the justice system.
Bob- Yo Timmy, I just punched a baby in the face!
Timmy- Dude! That's messed up your going to get Justice Slapped.
(6 hours later Bob is arrested and sentenced to 2 years of prison for child abuse)
When you end up with a slice of cucumber all in your eye from a slap
When a work colleague slaps you upside the head with a slice of cucumber in their hand. Thats a cucumber slap.
Be careful as you may anger a midget when doing this
Poison slap. Or posion damage; is defined as when someone delivers a slap to the face of another person. But that the atttacker, beforehand has spat in their own palm. This in order to deliver a more lethal and disgusting attack on the victim and rendering them severally discombobulated and embarrassed.
It is common to, right before delivering the slap, to shout outloud: POISON BITCH!!!
Lackey #1: -Eyy El Jefe be crazy amigo! ¡I saw him the other day with that new guy!
Lackey #2: ¿A ver, carnal?
Lackey #1: ¡Si! He gave him da poison slap right across the carra!!! Told him to show some fucking respecto!!!
Lackey #2: SHITTTTT!!!!!!
In the month of October it was slap ass month, But the manifestation continues into November along with No Nut November and slap sitting month!
Girl 1: Ow! Why did you slap my ass October is over!
Boy 1: Yeah But its still slap november!
in a forced alliance of marriage with your big fat granny.
unfunny at times but elitist humor
oc ; greg heffely, wimpy kid series.
1: whos those boomers there!!!!
2: your big fat granny with yur slap happy grandpappy
An old man that loves to slap during sex.
(From Diary of a Wimpy Kid)
Jared: Oh, man. My dad's a Slap Happy Grand Pappy
Mike: Sorry to hear that.