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Alex Holdaway

Alex Holdaway is a simp for hanging out with Morgan Topman instead of the boys

by BIGBALLERBOY3 September 18, 2020


SIMP

Sorta Ingenious Magic Pencil

Man, you draw really well, or is that a SIMP?

by Dwarf Barbarian June 28, 2022


Simp

Acronym

Suckers
Idolizing
Mediocre
Pussy

“Ayo Dale, I saw your donation on onlyfans. You’re such a simp”.

by bobsburgers444 October 12, 2021


Simp

Someone who sucks up to girls just so they'll date him
Not to be confused with people who are nice to everyone
A good example is Brock from Pokemon
That simp would literally go for any girl that would be in a 100-foot radius of him

Matt: Hey dude, it's game night, what do you wanna play?
Brian: Hey, I dunno, I'll play anything.
Joshua: Sorry, I'm hanging with Melissa tonight to help her get her homework done.
Matt: Wait, are you dating her?
Joshua: No, she's cute, that's all.
Matt:...
Brian:...
Matt & Brian: You little simp-

by ThatOneGrammarAsian May 26, 2020


SIMP

Super Intense Minecraft Player.

John: Mark, you are SIMP.
Mark: No shit. I LOVE this gaem

by dooooooooode March 27, 2021


SIMP

Super Intense Minecraft Player.

John: Mark, you are a SIMP.
Mark: No shit. I LOVE this gaem.

by dooooooooode March 27, 2021


Simp

A simp, a foolish man that does anything for girls . often ruining his life or delaying important things in his life just to feel the slight appreciation of a girl for a couple weeks. men named "Box" usually fit this description quite well and are notorious for using the internet to find such girls and praise them for existing. Also known as a foolish appreciation of girls.

Dude 1: Hey have you seen that "Box" dude recently, he keeps taking all the girls?
Dude 2: Yeah, but he's a total simp, it won't last anyway!
Dude1: Yeah i guess you're right, guess he is a Simp.

by StannyB is a mailman February 7, 2020