When you use someone's tights as headphones and threat their genitals like DJ console/ chk chk chk the records.
For instance (You're in a club with your homie and notice a gym girl)
Dude1: DAMN, she's fine! The things I'd do to her.
Dude2: I'd be her Wet DJ anytime..
Dude1: BRO-
When a man inserts his penis into the other persons armpit and they flap their arm like a chicken
A phrase that expresses that someone is very lightweight. The phrasing of the term itself shows that even accounting clothing, water weight, etc, they are still very light and that the estimate is a maximum.
You look 70 lbs soaking wet. Eat a hamburger.
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One who steps out the shower soaking wet, not attempting to dry off. Also leaves wet foot prints on tile or wood surfaces.
Jacob is a wet stepper. Russel dries off completely in the shower.
When a person licks their thumb and then drawers patterns with the wet thumb on a bell end in a sexual way
That girl I met the other night gave me the wet thumb
When someone eats diced pineapple from a womans vagina
My doctor asked me how I got such a terrible yeast infection and I had to tell him that my boyfriend and I did a Wet Hawaiian over the weekend.