Tostanals Pizza Rolls

Frozen Tostitos Pizza Rolls that have been shoves up ones anus, until fully cooked.

" Hey, dinners ready!"

" YEAH! TOSTANALS PIZZA ROLLS!!"

sushi roll mode

It's exactly like burrito mode but you put pillows or freinds in the blanket with you.

"Yo bro I'm bored want to turn sushi roll mode?"

Ham roll

Spunking in a ham sandwich (preferably out of a Tesco meal deal) slapping it around a person or animals face and drop kicking them down the stairs.

“My cat proper pissed me off so I ham rolled the little bastered down the stairs the cheeky cunt”

long spring roll

a males genitals

you are going to get this long spring roll tonight

rolling old ladies

Robbing the elderly

Where did you get all of these watches?

‘I was rolling old ladies for them!’

Maki roll

Will most likely kill you and is in love with a Kaito Makita

Hey Maki roll!

bobby rolls

A unit of measurement created by a YouTuber named “LivingBobby” used to measure beds inside of hotel rooms.

“This bed is 1.5 bobby rolls”