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When you smear poop on someone's eyelids, cheeks, and lips, so it looks like they're wearing chocolate colored makeup.
Aw man, Megus passed out last night after drinking too much and Razzle gave him a chocolate makeover.
There's nothing worse than waking up after a night of drinking with a full-face chocolate makeover.
Whilst straddling your parter's chest, proceed to dump upon it. Take said dookie and roll it underneath the bed, or nearby radiator, until covered in hair and dust, thus creating 'The Wookiee Effect'. Fill your hand with the end result and slap your partner in the face while saying, 'Yuk it up, Fuzzball'. They should respond with, 'Easy, Chewie' or 'Wookiee Howl'. If the response differs, they don't understand you. You should explore other options.
As Matt sat down to a Sunday morning brunch, riddled with cancer, he thought, "Man, i could go for a chocolate wookiee."
Upon withdraw from anal sex, the penis is followed by a full bowl movement.
Ex: "I was giving Ashley that sweet anal when she returned with that chocolate rock slide."
"Gross."
When a man goes to bed with a itchy ass and wakes up with stinky fingers then sticks them in his wife's ears!
My wife called out for Willy in her sleep.... so I gave her a Wet Chocolate Willy she'll never forget!
when a women shits on a mans dick that has nob cheese and the man rubs the poop all over his penis and balls.
the lady poop on the man so he could have chocolate cheese.
Putting your hand down the backside of your pant to smell how your farts stank and you accidentally sharted.
I tried to smell my fart, instead of waiting for the Dutch oven to marinate, and when I put my palm up to my nose I had a chocolate cupcake
Skank with really rotten teeth, resembling chocolate coated chiclets. Very unattractive, always smiles with mouth closed
WOW...look when she smiles all you can see are her rotten chocolate chiclets
EWWW