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john: types name into urban dictionary
first response: John is a Man-hoe with a tiny penis
john: WTF?
Second response: John is the most annoying person you'll ever meet
john: WHHHYYYYYYYY
Third response: Fuck you, john!
This place where I just posted this now
Me: Hey, have you heard of this new website called urban dictionary?
My friend: yep sure
A site once used to search slang terms, now just a site people use to post their definitions of shovel penis.
Urban Dictionary is a sexual site...
Are you fucking kidding me? How do you NOT know what Urban Dictionary is. You're LITERALLY on the fucking site. What's wrong with you. What have you accomplished by typing out Urban Dictionary on Urban Dictionary? Don't you know what this site is?
I wonder what definition I'll make on Urban Dictionary...
A place where everyone puts definitions of names.
1. They are positive when the author has that name
2. They are negative when the author dislikes someone with that name.
Or weird sexual stuff.
OMG I am sick of all these Urban Dictionary definitions that are just peoples names.
1. All of the internet beamed into a set of definitions for phases and words
2. A website with a logo that if you stare at it long enough you realize it says 'ur ban(ned) dictionary'
I'm crazy enough to use urban dictionary.
A website you go to when you're bored, it's also a website where you can find jacked up definitions of words, oh and also it's a place where people make definitions of their own names and make the definition something like "Shy, quirky but a great friend when you get to know them. Perfect personality and also they're the greatest thing man has ever created".
1. "ughhhhh I'm so bored time to look at the stupid defs on urban dictionary"
2. Desktop means my fat juicy ass
3. Carl is the FUCKING BEST MAN EVER