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a drunk douchebag friend who every times he starts drinking and he wont stop until he kisses and hugs the toilet.
who will throw up and continue drinking.
plus when he will be obnoxious to people around him.
hey tom stop being sucha a douche mammal your mother hates you. and you friends think you an idiot
A douchebag so douché, his fabric is comprised of the douchiest qualities amassed from the douchiest of douchebags. These ingredients together combine to form the ultimate douche: the douche salâde, a douche so douchey that a circumflex was required to capture the full extent of his doucheté.
NB: Not to be confused with douche salad.
Example 1
A: Hey, take a look at that ass wipe over there.
B: I know, right? What a douche salâde!
Example 2
A: Why aren't you pussies drinking yet? It's like 3 PM!
B: Brad, stop being such a douche salâde...
Taking his load of babies straight to the cervix and then leaking it all out while getting your daily dose of protien
I got my protien douche this morning. Shawn really knows how to shove it in...
one who is currently acting douchy, but isn't really a fulltime douchebag. his douchiness is transient.
1)Danny: Zach, stop fucking talking to me.
Nick: Danny, cut it out you douche tannel.
When you’re drinking milk, you laugh and then it comes out your nose.
Last night Ried milk douched 2 times.
a metal head not currently being metal, some one who is not currently being metal. insult.
dude my friend became such a douche pig when he went to that nightwish concert
nightwish = unmetal
The douche of all douches. He is The Supreme Douche. All other douches, even The King of All Douches, are subservient to him, for his douchiness is beyond all others.
Dude! Look at Dick! He's being such a douche he can only be The Supreme Douche. No one could be more douchy than Dick. He's clearly der douche meister.