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Short Mexicans are the most racist and homophobic they can sometimes be nice but only to authority but most of the time they are annoying and making jokes thinking they are funny
Guy 1: is that a short Mexican
Guy 2: yeah I wouldn’t recommend talking to him
Guy 1: no I’m gonna call him HEY SHORT MEXICAN
Short Mexican: what do you want
Guy 2: never mind short Mexican you can go
short Mexican: nah ugly
When a man is having sex missionary style and the girl farts so hard that the mans balls slap his own asshole!
I should have never fed Sally that chili.. we were banging missionary and she ripped a fierce fart and gave me rowdy Mexican Mud Flap that had my balloon knot swollen for days!
A sexual act in which the male partner uses a strap on cucumber and places it between the woman's "biscuit." He then proceeds to take it out with the woman's jizz on it and feeds it to her in a forceful manner.
What did you do last night?
I gave my girl the Mexican Cucumber Biscuit.
1) They are Mexican's form a future generation who rules space.
*Me going in to shock*
Wait what there is time travel. O SHIT WHAT THEY ARE INVATEING THE WHITE HOUSE O CRAP TRUMP'S HAD IS O A FUCKING PIKE CRAP CRAP CRAP DELETE DELETE DELETE.
2) A fake Mexican
3) A nickname given by White people when a Mexican is on too much weed and a white friend in near by.
1)
Person 1- Hey did you see the news
Person 2- No too busy I am going to work
Person 1- Actually you are deported to England now
Person 2- What how.
Person 1- Oh, The Mexican Space Empire invaded last night.
Person 2- What WHAT WAT
Person 1- Yea they say its revenge for the genocide of 2083
Person 2-It didn't happen yet.
Person 1- Yea they are Baby Hitlering us
Person 2- Those damm Space Mexicans that's why I voted for Trump
Person 1- Wait you voted for Trump
Person 2- Yea why?
Person 1- O no you are going to be deported by land now.
Person 2- BUT THERE İI AN FUCKING SEA ON THE WAY.
Person 1- Should have been more careful man. Look at me I got myself a 20 liter of Mexican Blood for the DNA test. The Space Mexicans think that I am 1/16 Mexican so I stay.
2)
A Space Mexican- Hey man I am an Space Mexican
A Sane Person- No you fucking not.
3)
A normal person- Man Im so high
A white man- O man you are a Space Mexican
A fresh, hot, melty Taco Bell Mexican pizza thrown at you causing burns and sadness!
Andrea was Mexican Pizza’d by her husband because he was drunk and disorderly and it was the closest thing to throw.
Fuck a girl during oral sex then lob her at a door and try to get her clunge to land over the door handle.
Ross: Dana that was the best god damn blow job ever!
Dana: I'm glad you enjoyed it.
*Ross lobs Dana at a door*
Ross: FUCKING BULLZ EYE! WHAT A GREAT MEXICAN DOOR KNOBER!
Dana: My hairy mufff hurts now!
Sureño we putting down in the mil 414 $outh$ide
Fuckk Latin queen fuckk41, they all brokke can’t kkeep up with us la eme rifa puro MP 13 fuckk da rest free the Hom13’s
Fuckk dem levas fuckk dem Rata’s