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Getting jerked off on a populated school bus by a woman over 20 years older & ejaculating in your pants, leaving 40 different people absolutely disgusted.
That bud ride was absolute Mexican baseball, did you see the reaction that you got?
With your partner as a marriage but without paperwork (legally)
Angie and Tommy have been together for 5 years, they’re Mexican married.
A shot of tequila with lime paired with a Corona Extra with lime.
Hey Ian, let’s head down to the Mexican restaurant 7:00 A.M and start the day with a Mexican Mimosa.
When 2 or more Mexicans are on a riding lawnmower at the same time.
I just saw a Mexican carpool. They were on their way to work today.
When a person takes a firm poop into another persons butt and then two people simultaneously use the hard poop as a double sided dildo in a contest of bumper butts pushing and pulling using their ass muscles to see who has the strongest butthole whoever maintains best grip and pulls the turd out of the other participants butt wins.
The two lovers in a unifying action completley disregarding cleanliness or morals played a game of mexican tug of war.
the act of shitting in a Easter chocolate mold and giving it to someone
im gonna make a mexican easter bunny
When you use a saringe and fill your urethra with salsa, and you shoot it like a nut in someone's eye.
John said it burned when he peed cus he gave the stripper a Mexican sharpshooter.