Mexican Check valve

A tiny little turd holding back What seems like 10 gallons of fart

I had to get to the shitter before that Mexican check valve went through my pants

mexican merge

When a car entering traffic expects all the traffic to accommodate them by either slowing down or moving lanes, instead of them gaining speed to match the traffic.

I was going down the highway in the right lane and this idiot coming down the on ramp was doing a mexican merge at 40 mph, and I had to slam on my brakes to let him over or we would've hit.

Mexican Golf Clap

In a Golf Foursome, one player is teeing off and the three other players go behind the tee-box and pull down there pants to moon, while smacking there ass with hands creating a clap after the player has hit the ball. The unsuspecting player turns around thinking it's an applause to only see butt cheeks mooning him/her.

My friend was driving from the tee-box while three others were performing a Mexican Golf Clap.

Mexican shmeat meat

To be Mexican and have a small penis

Noe has a Mexican shmeat meat

Mexican Snow Dive

Jumping out of a hottub, rolling around in the snow, then back into hottub.

WEASEL JUST DID A MEXICAN SNOW DIVE, IN 40 BELOW WEATHER, CRAZY GUY.

mexican ricotta

A delicacy made by combining hot queso and cold salsa, creating small chunks of cheese similar to the texture of ricotta.

guy: you want some of my mexican ricotta?
that's all that's it

Grow some mexicans

1) Growing mushrooms.

2) Making a Mexican over 5 foot tall.

1) He's gonna grow some Mexicans at his house.

2) He grew some Mexicans by sprinkling some powder over their heads. They are not 5 footers any more.