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A 2 Hole Clap is a very unique and rare occurrence. Only a special breed of woman can ever attain such a skill. It has two requirements (1) a woman must have an extremely elongated pussy lips also known as the labia and (2) severe rectal prolapse, which occurs when the rectum slides out of place and sticks out of ones asshole, turning the rectum inside out.
The 2 Hole Clap occurs when ones elongated pussy lips and rectum flap onto one another when one walks causing a slap or clapping sound.
Woke up drunk in bed with this naked girl. She got up and walked to the bathroom and as she walked I heard this awkward seductive clapping sound. Observing closely I noticed two long protrusions flapping outside of her body. At first I thought I had slept with a tranny again but came to realize that in fact I was experiencing the mythical 2 hole clap - an asshole and pussy hole clap.
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One who is so lame that the only hole they'll ever get is the one in the center of their morning bagel. They usually eat it afterwards, with butter and a different, homemade cream cheese.
Peter: Quagmire watch the numbers would you? I'm going to heat up a bagel and have sex with it.
Quagmire: The butter's in the fridge, you dirty bagel-hole-screwer!
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The arsehole of an angelic lady.
i.e. no staining from passing stools
Ross: "I bet her arse hole is nice"
Daley: "I bet it is like a bullet hole in a pig - a tight pink hole...but with out the bleeding"
Ross: "he he - do you want the pink or the pink"
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It has commonly been presumed that children cannot be produced from anal sex. But this is incorrect. There are many offspring resulting from posterior intimacy (straight or otherwise)...George "Dubya" Bush, Baraka Obama, Vladimir Putin, the UK's Royalty Family, Oprah Winfrey, Courtney Love and Albert Pike (formerly of "Boys in the Hoodz" and the boy-band "Albert and the Circle Jerkers") are notable examples.
The common man will never know peace so long as the Children of the Corn-hole have dominion...
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A person who is both a JACK ASS and an ASS HOLE
Pull your head out of your ass, you fuckin' Jack Ass Hole!
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When the Oakland Raiders get fucked in the ass on their home field.
In the opening game of the 2008 season, the Raider got Black Corn Holed!
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When a man or woman feels the need to have the most glorious butt-hole ever and have the brow history of the booty removed they may/may not choose to vistt a local bleachorioum of analology in order for it to be prime time pink and clear type penetration.
"Oh girl, I got me another date wit dis playa and I knows its gonna get nasty. Guess what time it is? Butt-hole bleach!"
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