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One crazy mfer who got kicked out of the looney house.
HeY iM JoE
Joe from sonic-Shut yo ass up got how u got fired for sniffing cocaine in the bathroom?
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A Guitarist who has played for Adam Lambert, he was Adams Bassist on his Glam Nation Live Tour and his Guitarist on his Trespassing/We Are Glamily Tour.
He currently makes his own music on SoundCloud but works with Ricky Rebel.
Have you heard about that guitarist in the The New Alpha Video?
Tommy Joe Ratliff?
Yeah
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When a maple wank gets shoved under a clock tower from Tory tower and spat on three times and when the clock tower strikes a student from maple wank fails their degree
“Oh so, you’re a freshers rep, I’m going to shove you under the tower and do a dirty old joe on you”
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When an autist jump up on top of your counter with his timbs, takes a shit, and loudly exclaims "this is organic"
Last night when Steven got drunk he gave us the "Trader Joe's Experience" when he shit on our counter
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His full name is Joseph Adam Jonas. He was born on August 15, 1989. He has 3 brothers, Kevin, Nick, & Frankie. He was born to Paul Kevin Jonas & Denise Marie Miller in Casa Grande, Arizona. He is in a band called The Jonas Brothers. A lot of people hate on them, because they are a boy band. But when I facebook their lyrics a lot of people like it, so that juss shows that they actually do have good songs. Joe has done a little solo project as did Nick, his brother. But Joe's voice has hanged by so much. It's no longer a little Jonas voice. Its a Joe matured rock star voice. He is becoming more famous by every minute. *He has recently married. Chrizman Richelle Siddens is her name. She's a girl from Indiana. She actually is a fan, & always have been since the start. She is Joe's wife because she is the only one who understands & loves him for him & doesn't juss take advantage of his money. Now it's juss up to him to see what he has in store for the future.
Joe Jonas has juss won a award!
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the next president of the United States of America. He will make sure that the wars in the middle east continue and will still put kids in cages and send drone strikes to kill innocent people
dude one: hey did you hear joe biden won?
dude two: yeah I did, I guess it's technically and improvement but barely.
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When he comes so far down your throat that you don’t even know (where did he come from, where did he go)
“His dick was so far down my throat when he came that he gave me a Cotton Eyed Joe“
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