Parked

Something boring or slow

It's not even Lunch yet? This day is absolutely parked

Parked

To get dropped , put down , or punched on

Yo he was getting smart i had to park him

Like person i got into it wit got parked

Parked

Being completely PARKED after slamming down chick-fil-a with your bros. On occasion using the E- brake.

Me and the bros were PARKED after demolishing spicy chickens sandwiches at Chick-fil-a

Parked

Getting absolutely railed at any given time by Parker :’)

I had no I idea I was going to get parked before work, but I hoped it happens everyday for the rest of my life.

Parked

Something that feels like it’s not moving but is

Ugh this day is so Parked

Parked

A word to describe anything lame, played out, broken, stupid, wasted, boring, or negative.

"Saying "Gives me the ick" is parked."

"Ankle socks are parked."

"They got seriously parked at the bar last night and passed out on the toilet."

"Hooking up with randoms off Tinder is Parked"

Parked

Being beaten up so badly to the point of being knocked out.

“She wants to fight Ivory? She’ll get parked for sure.”

The bitch got parked.