a person who is addicted to repetitively slapping random people's genitals
Rob picked up a car full of girls... he is such a slap whore!
1. - When a woman has excessively large labia majora, she may pull on both lips spread like a butterfly, while riding a mans face, then proceed to slap him in the face with said lips.
2. - When a woman holds a mans head between her feet, repeatedly smacking his head into her vagina.
"Man I was eating her out last night, then she grabbed my head with her feet and started to coot slap me."
A Holy Week (29 nov. to 5 dec.) where all kinds of slapping (a ESPECIALLY on foreheads) is prohibited. You slap someone’s forehead, you have to give them a cig.
Pers 1: *slaps forehead*
Pers 2: Hehe give me my cigarette bitch
Pers 1: Why ???
Pers 2: it’s No slap week week !!
When you dunk your balls in maple syrup and slap your girl with them
Shut up Beto aunt jemima slap you .
when you're just having a great time
"Tonight's gonna slap like a seal"
When you slap someone, especially on and around their genitals, until they orgasm.
I slap fucked your dad until my hands were sore.
An exclamation reflecting a state of amused disorientation, often prompted by a surprising or unexpected event of a generally positive nature. Suggests being so delighted or amused that one cannot remember their own name.
"Well, slap me upside the head and call me Larry Pinto! Did you see that, Lou? That was the biggest pineapple I've ever seen!"