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slap whore

a person who is addicted to repetitively slapping random people's genitals

Rob picked up a car full of girls... he is such a slap whore!

by Robert 🎩🏃🏼 May 30, 2017


coot slap

1. - When a woman has excessively large labia majora, she may pull on both lips spread like a butterfly, while riding a mans face, then proceed to slap him in the face with said lips.

2. - When a woman holds a mans head between her feet, repeatedly smacking his head into her vagina.

"Man I was eating her out last night, then she grabbed my head with her feet and started to coot slap me."

by BuccaneerGeek November 12, 2021


No slap week

A Holy Week (29 nov. to 5 dec.) where all kinds of slapping (a ESPECIALLY on foreheads) is prohibited. You slap someone’s forehead, you have to give them a cig.

Pers 1: *slaps forehead*
Pers 2: Hehe give me my cigarette bitch

Pers 1: Why ???
Pers 2: it’s No slap week week !!

by TaMLeDino November 28, 2021


aunt jemima slap

When you dunk your balls in maple syrup and slap your girl with them

Shut up Beto aunt jemima slap you .

by Daddy bunny July 4, 2017


slap like a seal

when you're just having a great time

"Tonight's gonna slap like a seal"

by slapping like a seal January 13, 2021


Slap fuck

When you slap someone, especially on and around their genitals, until they orgasm.

I slap fucked your dad until my hands were sore.

by WouldStalk April 12, 2024


slap me upside the head and call me Larry Pinto

An exclamation reflecting a state of amused disorientation, often prompted by a surprising or unexpected event of a generally positive nature. Suggests being so delighted or amused that one cannot remember their own name.

"Well, slap me upside the head and call me Larry Pinto! Did you see that, Lou? That was the biggest pineapple I've ever seen!"

by sb760 January 28, 2024