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The Leader of the Catholic Church from 1979-2005.
He was shot May 13, 1981, but survived.
He died April 2, 2005 in the Vatican City.
The Pope was a great man to all Catholics.
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Inexpensive, single-ply, institutional-grade coarse toilet paper; from a joke. This stuff we use is John Wayne toilet paper; it's rough, it's tough, and it takes no crap off of anyone!
Barry in janitorial services went the passive-aggressive route when he was stiffed on his long-overdue raise. Suddenly, the two-ply Charmin was replaced by John Wayne toilet paper.
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"Guru" of fantasy football
Matt: Should I trade Greg Jennings for better running backs
Rob: Check with Steve Dennis John Dunlap
Doing anal sex raw with no lube by accidentally slipping in and you just keep going at that point.
Joseph are you doing it John Wayne style.
Yes sorry I should just keep going.
Refers to Mike Gregg beating off in John Greggs tent at a Boy scout camp out. It can also be sung to the tune of "pomp and curcumstance". The lyrics are as follows "Mike Gregg tosses salad over pictures of stuff in John Greggs tent, while looking for aarons knife but it was a lie so that he could beat it five times in a day" (Any Mac users copy the lyrics into simple text and set the voice to "good news". It is very funny.
He was beating it in John Greggs tent.
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1. An eerie but beautiful song by banjo-playing singer/songwriter, Sufjan Stevens.
"He dressed up like a clown for them/with his face paint white and red/ and on his best behavior/ in a dark room on the bed he kissed them all"
2. A textbook serial killer that targeted young boys, luring them into his house with the false notion that he would give them drugs or alcohol.
Gacy would then proceed to violently rape and murder the boys, often using ropes and other tools to asphyxiate them.
Gacy buried 27 of his victims under the crawlspace in his house. When there was no more room, he dumped the bodies in a nearby river.
Gacy is a textbook case because he had an abusive childhood, troubles with his father, and showed no remorse for his crimes. This display of sociopathy is incredibly typical for a serial killer.
In fact, he even said "the only thing I'm guilty of is running a cemetery without a license."
It should be noted that Gacy was once photographed with first lady Rosalynn Carter after the Secret Service had given him a high-level security clearance.
Gacy's last words were "kiss my ass."
"That guy seems really troubled. I hope he's not secretly another John Wayne Gacy Jr."
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An act where a male dips his moist testicles into a bucket of salt. The male then climbs up onto a cattle fence with his testicles free for all the world to see. He then proceeds to call over the cattle which have quite the liking for salt. Whilst the bovine is licking the man's testicles like a melting ice cream cone, the male proceeds to thrust his penis repeatedly into the nostril of the cow until climax.
Old man Smitha was always sure to have at least one sick cow with a runny nose to prevent chaffage during his daily performance of the farmer John salt lick.
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