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An all mighty man that can strike down anyone with the tip of his finger. Hope to god (wait he is your god) you never cross paths with a Mathias.
Everbody: Nice to meet you, what’s your name?
Mathias: Mathias
Everbody: oh god no, Mathias Grim God of Shank
Mathias: I am your god
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When you shit, eat breakfast, and drink coffee on the toilet.
“Ethan, I need to use the bathroom. What are you doing?”
“Good morning and God bless, Hila.”
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When you shit, drink coffee, and eat breakfast on the toilet
"Ethan I need the bathroom what are you doing"
"Good morning and god bless Hila"
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Someone who is an extreme asshole or idiotic. Doesn't necessarily refer to Gay people.
Tyler Perry is GOD DAMN FUCKING FAGGOT! His movies are complete rip offs of Big Momma's House and The Naughty Professor.
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Press F5 to try again to view "Reasons Why God Exists".
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A better way of saying this tastes good
damn this bussin bussin on god no kizzy
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Sooo.... You don't have to answer the question to resale THE BIBLE... But I have to cite my sources... Or be cudgeled by the concept of schizophrenia... And am a plagiarismer? You're literally called a prophet! And you don't have to say the words "YES I BELIEVE IN GOD" to not be a charlatan!? I don't get to complain about people profiting to the extreme for using my thing? More important than God, this guy, apparently. I have to cite my sources but not this guy? Can you fucking believe that?
Iam "Do you believe in God?"
Hym "Oh, I just realized! It can't be Hell because we told the truth!"
Iam 🤨 "Oh yeaaaahh... Huh... That makes me feel a lot better actually. Thanks! but that doesn't answer the question..."
Hym "What? Oh, yes the law of causality requires it to be real. The next question you would have to ask is 'Is it conscious or unconscious (Like H.P. Lovecraft's Azathoth)?' To which I would respond 'There seem to an observable pattern of behavior and laws and religious text seems to mirror the relationship between the observable world and God by outlining a pattern of behavior and laws."
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