Jake Piper's second law requires a bit of thinking.
Infinitely accurate time.
So time could be e^3 days, etc.
Perry: "Yo, what's the time right now?"
James: "Oh, five Pi seconds past 12."
Perry: "Wait, that's way too accurate, right?"
James: "Come on man, use Jake Piper's second law"
1- Second-cousin's spouse.
2- Spouse's second cousin.
My 2C-in-law is a good person.
When a person, typically rated 7/10 in attractiveness, predominantly associates with others of the same attractiveness level. Often observed in social circles where people of similar looks stick together.
"That 7/10 really hangs with a lot of other 7/10's. Yeah dude, that's Rivaldo's Law."
The member of the group with the darkest skin color will always commit the most number of crimes. If the skin color is the same, all members will commit the same quantity of crimes.
Ryln is the darkest in the group, yet commits the most crimes. This theory is known as Dequantis’s Law.
When repeatedly failing becomes normal and you just give up trying
Knowing that it's not important anyway because in the end it will be okay
Person A: You missed the Trash again
Person B: Well, it's just Jamie's Law
Spouse's stepgrandpibling's wife.
step-co-grandaunt-in-law.
a law in which any and all friends of a woman must report hot guys (or girls) that have potential interest in the woman to her as a sign of gratitude for her friendship
omg a hot guy who is single i have to tell my friend it’s the lucy law!