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Jake Piper's second law

Jake Piper's second law requires a bit of thinking.

Infinitely accurate time.

So time could be e^3 days, etc.

Perry: "Yo, what's the time right now?"
James: "Oh, five Pi seconds past 12."
Perry: "Wait, that's way too accurate, right?"
James: "Come on man, use Jake Piper's second law"

by unitybacon October 13, 2020


2C-in-law

1- Second-cousin's spouse.
2- Spouse's second cousin.

My 2C-in-law is a good person.

by Gerald128 April 7, 2021


Rivaldo's Law

When a person, typically rated 7/10 in attractiveness, predominantly associates with others of the same attractiveness level. Often observed in social circles where people of similar looks stick together.

"That 7/10 really hangs with a lot of other 7/10's. Yeah dude, that's Rivaldo's Law."

by RivaldoRiet July 17, 2024


Dequantis’s Law

The member of the group with the darkest skin color will always commit the most number of crimes. If the skin color is the same, all members will commit the same quantity of crimes.

Ryln is the darkest in the group, yet commits the most crimes. This theory is known as Dequantis’s Law.

by MrFlamegator May 22, 2024


Jamie's Law

When repeatedly failing becomes normal and you just give up trying
Knowing that it's not important anyway because in the end it will be okay

Person A: You missed the Trash again
Person B: Well, it's just Jamie's Law

by I_missed_the_trash February 27, 2024


step-co-grandaunt-in-law

Spouse's stepgrandpibling's wife.

step-co-grandaunt-in-law.

by Simaduria July 27, 2024


lucy law

a law in which any and all friends of a woman must report hot guys (or girls) that have potential interest in the woman to her as a sign of gratitude for her friendship

omg a hot guy who is single i have to tell my friend it’s the lucy law!

by jdhdjdhdjejevehehev March 1, 2023