Random
Source Code
Random
The moment at work when you look up at the clock, only to be disapointed to learn that it is still much earlier than you thought.
Tom's stomach rumbled so he looked up at the clock, but he had stumbled upon a time bomb; it was only 10:30.
1👍 9👎
verb
The process in which you pass gas fueled by spicy foods, resulting in a large area being covered by noxious fumes.
After eating a bowl of raviolis with hot sauce and pepperjack cheese, Rick was carpet bombing his apartment so bad Joe could smell it even after donning his shirt mask.
1👍 8👎
A type of handjob that takes about two hours to complete properly. It involves getting the man near climax and then letting him pace himself which is done several times according to the mans orgasm rate. If done correctly the man will explode cum like a bomb, the cum will be so much that it will cover the person top to bottom.
That H-Bomb I gave Bill last nite left me with no dry clothes.
1👍 8👎
a sloppy, wet fart that takes the souls of those in the immediate vicinity.(sounds like someone hitting a hookah)
Jesus, Josh just ripped a juice bomb. Fuck!
1👍 8👎
a type of weed so good that if you smoke 3 onces to face you might have a mild buzz.
Me and steve smoked 3 titianics of bomb ass midies and we got kinda hungrey but it wasnt anything to fuss about
3👍 4👎
Finals Study drink: when one takes a bottle of vault and puts it in a mug, then drops in a shot glass full of 5 hour energy and chugs.
Person 1: Fack! I have 7 finals tomorrow and NOBODY has any adderall left!
Person 2: easy chief! try an Electric Car Bomb. that shit will stop your heart!
3👍 3👎
A non-alcoholic drink composed of the following:
4 Parts Arnold Palmer Tea
1 Part Organic Honey infused with Hashwax
Dude A: What did you say this was
Dude 2: It's a California Car-Bomb!
30 minutes later:
Dude A: I think i just defecated myself.
Dude 2: Most unparliamentary behavior Rutherford.
3👍 3👎