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When one takes a lot of stimulants for a while and gets a lot of work done
I’m going to stim city and beyond bitches
A town full of beaners that generally has a 99% chance that the alumni don’t go anywhere and stay to smoke crack and the girls are ugly Af so the guys date girls from other towns.
Dell city is lit Af, lets never go
It is a term often used in the series Big Nate to express extreme boredom.
Ugh. Next stop: Boredom City.
An individual content creator that shares Mad City videos with the community on the social media platform YouTube.
Yo that Mad City YouTuber just uploaded a new video!
I’m a Mad City YouTuber who does weekly livestreams!
Owl City aka Adam Randal Young is simply perfect and genius. To those who call him gay and who hate Owl City, go fuck yourself but like really fuck yourself, get into a fucking club with 100 black dudes and let them fuck you and then shoot you in the head.
"What's your favorite artist?"
"Owl City"
"ewww he's gay"
"this is the moment he knew...he fucked up"
The act of jerking an uncircumcised cock to completion, but holding the load in the foreskin by pinching it shut. Then blowing up the foreskin like a balloon. When quickly released, the resulting explosion delivers the mother of all facials.
Justin and his boyfriend were having a wonderful evening of watching Ryan Gosling movies and licking popcorn butter off each other’s nipples, when things started to get a little frisky. They started with the usual dick slapping, then moved on to a rousing game of “will it fit”. ( Spoiler alert, it always does). Justin finally had an idea to try something new he had heard about in his gay pride chat group. After some cajoling, his boyfriend was definitely down to clown.
Thirty-four minutes later, Justin awoke in the back of the white county ambulance, ears ringing, eyes stuck shut like a new born kitten. Justin asks, “wha-what happened?” A wise grey bearded paramedic reaches to put a hand his shoulder but then recoils, because…yuck. He informs Justin, “Son, you took a Norris City Hand Grenade straight to the face. You’re lucky to be alive.”
Justin is making progress managing his PTSD (post traumatic sperm disorder). But still to this day, while watching gay porn, if he sees an uncircumcised dick, he curls up in his fetal position ands yells “ incoming!”