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when you exceed the limits of a douche canoe, you must move up a level to a douche destroyer.
Jesus Todd, you're being a real douche destroyer
A very particular type of a gay man.
I don't like that guy, I only go for douche trolls.
Michelle: "I wish I hadn't let him whip off his jonny last night and spuff up me. I've got a right claggy douche now!"
The accidental injection of cold air into the rectum during anal douching. Often a result of an ill-prepared or malfunctioning douche.
My douche bag broke and I ended up having a phantom douche.
When someone you know is a piece of shit and their using hoes daily to the the point they're practically a farmer.
Bradley is such a douche farmer this is his forth slut this weak.
Noun: Someone who is so ignorant, they don’t pull out.
I.E; “Damn I can’t believe Jackson fucked my mom, now I have brother. He’s such a douche-dick.”
Someone that is so reprehensible or such a lame fuck that you feel you must douche to completely remove all traces that they were even there.
My Ex is such a douche-dick that just burning his photos is not enough!!!