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A person that could not walk down stairs, therefore falling and losing an entire peice of his skull.
Crazy Eye Sanfilipo fell down and broke hisself in da eye. Now he just see's In and Out burgers everywhere.
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a guy named Joe with a cotton eye and nobody knows where he is or came from
Where did he come from, where did he go? where did cotton eye joe come from?
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When you get a girl drunk in hopes of performing sexual acts with her, but she loses consciousness before you get the chance. You ejaculate onto her eyes, so when she wakes up her eyelashes stick together.
That bitch was too drunk to fuck, so I gave her a Cracklin' Eye Patch.
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Man on his back, woman on top straddling his body facing away from him riding his cock hard…. Oh damn, and there is the brown eye right in his face!
oh man, she gave me the Brown Eye Surprise
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Another way of saying batty boy
Graham Norton is a japs eye warrior
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the act of man getting his asshole licked by a gerth of a woman followed by a face of utter shock and disipointment.
hey tex!!! what did she do to you last night?.... she gave me a texas brown eye!!!
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