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National Caspian day is a celebration on December 20th, celebrating the days, weeks, and years of pure friendship they have given you. To show your appreciation on this day, buy a Caspian you know silly little jellyfish stickers; or a body cream they’ve been dying to try!
“Happy National Caspian Day, Caspian! *gives them jellyfish stickers*”
“YIPPE”
November 7th is the day to celebrate your appreciation for someone with the name, Almia, Furthermore, to remind us that we all need someone as caring, loving, optimistic, smart, supportive, wholesome, and simply gorgeous as an Almia
For any Almias out there, National Almia Appreciation Day is here for you to remind you that you are Amazing in every way and don’t let anyone tell you otherwise. You are so talented and loving. Not to mention you are a rare gem amongst pebbles and stones. Everyone needs an Almia in their lives
it's not a fuckin thing you horny fuck. go jump off a damn bridge if you think it's okay to grab a girls tits, you fucking bastard.
dude 1: "it's national grab boob day! let's go grab some tits!"
dude 2: "are you actually serious? you're fucking disgusting"
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FUCK OFF. GENUINELY FUCK OFF.
MOTHERFUCKERS GENUINELY HAD TO MAKE A WHOLE ASS DAY JUST TO GRAB BOOBS. GO TO PORNHUB OR SOME SHIT AND MASTURBATE WITH YOUR 2 INCHER YOU LONELY ASS MOTHERFUCKING, FUCKING LOOK AT HENTAI OR SOME SHIT YOU FUCKING FETISH-RIDDEN DISGRACE. STOP SEXUALLY ASSAULTING RANDOM WOMEN ON THE STREETS, GO KYS.
Person/Boy 1: “omg it’s National Grab Boob Day!!1 let me go grab that random woman’s racks, she look like she’s got the whole ass bakery!! with that dumpy too!!1”
Person/Boy 2: *punches* “wtf dude that’s disgusting, you can’t just go sexually assault women”
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29. September is the national bot day. The day where all bots were born. If you know a friend who's born on this day, please remind them that they're a bot.
Mark "when are you born"
Flipper "29. september"
Mark "then you're born on the national bot day. you're a bot then. bet you have a .01 KD in COD, and you've never played the OG COD games"
Flipper "well fuck me then"
June 22 is the day you can rickroll anyone. Whether you're at school or at home.
Guy 1: Hey, it's June 22 - National Rickroll Day
Guy 2: Yeah, so?
Guy 1: *plays Never Gonna Give You Up*
Guy 2: DANG!
March 20th is national pet day, the day when you celebrate your pet