Being beaten up so badly to the point of being knocked out.
“She wants to fight Ivory? She’ll get parked for sure.”
The bitch got parked.
Boring, Just like a car is parked and isnt moving so its boring.
I hate this class, its parked.
when something's boring, over, not moving- just like a parked car.
invented by samuelsleeves (on tiktok)
Omg it's not even lunch yet? This day is absolutely parked.
or
Person 1: hey how's that new movie you saw?
Person 2: parked. not worth seeing.
The ultimate approach shot in disc golf (aka Frisbee golf or frolf) where the final landing location is directly underneath the pole hole basket
Weezer: Your super hyzer tee shot is totally parked on that par 3
Lester: yeah, I used a bitchin' over stable JK Pro to get the job done
booorrring. bored. nothing is happening.
"this week is so parked."
"do you want to go to Annabelle's house?"
"nah that bitch is parked."
Parked - when something is boring.
1) a car in traffic isn’t moving it’s in park - it’s boring
1) John: it’s not even lunch yet? This day is absolutely parked
2) a friend asks how a movie was, john replies with “parked, not worth seeing.”
meaning very sleep deprived
"Bro I'm so parked right now, I had so much homework to finish"