April 19th is National Stick Your Finger Up Your Butt* Day

On This day April 19th it is National Stick Your Finger Up Your Butt* Day. Every year on this day only you are encouraged to Stick it where the sun don't shine and yell out a big "Oh yeah!" in your best porn star voice.

April 19th is National Stick Your Finger Up Your Butt* Day. So when you stick it where the sun don't shine give me a big,"Oh yeah!".

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Mike's Dynamite Stick

While hitting it from the back, the man inserts a doritos dynamite stick directly into the females asshole. He then lights the stick and continues fucking while yelling "aye carumba"

Dude, last night, me and Stacy got really into it. So I gave her a Mike's Dynamite Stick and she loved it

Stick of shame

When a group of friends come together and shove a stick up Someones ass who has wronged the group or someone in the group
Especially from a football standpoint

Yoo the group is shoving the stick of shame in Ryan’s ass tomorrow

Long end of the stick

When you're a big poopyhead

did you hear? Janice got fired!
Yeah, Thorvald's holding the long end of the stick here.

stick ass

definition 1: a person who is a bitch for no apparent reason

definition 2: a person who literally has a stick up their ass

“why does holly need to be such a stick ass?” “ion know, she’s a bitch for no reason.” “i know, but she also has a stick up her ass.”

Diddle Stick

1. (Manual)A baster brush made with silicone, normaly to be used in cooking/baking. Many find diddling their hoo-haw with this and some olive oil, find this to be quite orgasmic.
2. (Automatic)A vibrator for female or male pleasure generally multiple settings and brings orgasmic energy out of the male and female sex organs.

1:Hey babe, Have you seen the diddle stick?

2: Which diddle stick? Automatic/Manual?
3:Suprise me!, wait.. maybe both.. and you?? We can diddle eachother!
4:Are you coming? Already have the diddle sticks and my pants off!

Ned flanders: they diddley sticked eachother in the doodley hoo haw.

take that back and put it where ya stick it

a catchy phrase to use when you want someone to take back an offensive comment.

“hey man, i really hated that game today!”
“dude, take that back and put it where ya stick it! it was a good game!”