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T-rex tits

When a lady's baps are surprisingly small and flappy (like T Rex arms) in comparison with the rest of her body shape. shortened version of tyrannosaurus tits

Chris: "have you seen that bird Phil is shagging?"
Dan: "yes, she must be twenty stone easy"
Chris : "yeah, but she has t-rex tits"
Dan: "fat with no tits? why is he with her ?"

by DazCaz2 March 13, 2015

2πŸ‘ 7πŸ‘Ž


National grab a tit day

On April 13th it’s national grab a tit day, it can be either a girl or a guys tit but it can only be one.

Hey it’s national grab a tit day! Cool man!

by Kapustka April 12, 2018

11πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


Aw Tits In My Asshole

An expression used to signify extreme anger in any situation. Only to be used when you are so emotionally distressed the simple term of "fuck" doesn't capture your true frustration.

** Your playing some Mario Kart Wii and you get blue shelled on the last lap and lose **
Brian : Fuckkk yeah, you got raped in the face
Damola : Aw Tits In My Asshole, fuck you and that blue shell !

by DeeeeeeWestC January 13, 2011

13πŸ‘ 4πŸ‘Ž


getting your tits wet

the most basic definition for "getting your tits wet" is something that is ridiculously awesome or something so fun that it is retarded. It is not meant to be sexual or literally meaning to get a wet chest, unless are doing something sexual or you're near water and it is bringing you an unmeasurable amount of joy. Now lets say you are doing something that is annoying and possibly puts you in a bad mood, in this case your tits are dry.

you are making out with a playmate = your are getting your tits wet
you just arrived at Panama City for Spring break = your tits are wet
you just won the lottery = your tits are soaking wet
you got hammered the night before and had sex in the ocean = your tits were wet in more ways than 1
you just got a DUI = your tits are dry

by The E Show March 4, 2010

48πŸ‘ 23πŸ‘Ž


National Flash a Tit day

October 27th is national flash a tit day

"Did you know that today is national flash a tit day?" "Radical dude"

by Thefoxyfox October 27, 2020


Aw shit my tit

A trans man will say this when pole dancing

Aw shit my tit hit the pole

by Himapeeps January 29, 2022


Two timing tit wrangler

A person who has a tendency to grope multiple or singular of different individuals breasts with ones hands. (usually occurs in a "gang bang")

This young jive is a two timing tit wrangler

by Bandit.o December 13, 2016

6πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž