Wet Cheese

Cheese chunks melted in water that you serve on toast with pepper for breakfast

“Mom! Make me some wet cheese. Mom! I want the Bradbury special right meow!”

wet eyes

white people who cry when they get in trouble for being horrid
ie. crying when they get in trouble for calling 911 on black people doing (fill in the blank)
ie. when their dealer cuts them off for not having money but they're hooked

Ol' Wet Eyes over there sobbing cause today she's not getting away with racism and hatred.

Wet eye

To be used when someone is crying/ is being hearty.

‘Kieran it was only a joke, why have you got wet eye?’

wet donkey kick

When you swing your dong so hard it kicks somebody

Bro that wild wet donkey kick

Triple wet Willy

When you are getting a blowjob and you lick your fingers and stick them in both of her ears.

The wife was going down on me last night and I gave her the triple wet Willy.

Wet Whip

Crude insult that only applies to people called Patryk

Oi Patryk, you're such a wet whip

wet stick

wet stick means everything. stupid, simp, whatever you want it to

“i made them a playlist”
“ugh you’re such a wet stick”